What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

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What's a black person of the United States called?

A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist

How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

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What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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Why are American police officers so bad at snooker?

They always shoot the black

What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.