What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

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What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

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What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

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Why couldnt the laptop see?

Cause it was SoDIMM

Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.