What's faster than a black man stealing a T.V?

A: His brother running with the V.C.R

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

Why are you putting the saddle on backward ?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

T.V. Jokes More T.V. Jokes

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.