What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

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What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

poop.

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What was the anti-aging makeup company's slogan?

Make America 8 again

What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

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Why do Irishmen hate Kia?

Because gingers don't have Souls.

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

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What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D