A sense of humor.
The Captain's Log.
In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.
Laughing stalk
Feminists.
Because that would be illeagle
In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.
The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
Because they have no soul
Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to ... this now makes sense...)