Kermit Finger Jokes

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

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Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

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What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common?

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Shoutout Jokes More Shoutout Jokes

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

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How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

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What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!