Kermit Finger Jokes

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

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One porks women the other un-porks them.

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

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What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

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What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

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A ham ham.

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Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

Which Game of Thrones character doesn't stink ?

Bran He is Hodorless

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Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

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Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

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What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger