What's grey and lights up ?

An electric elephant !

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What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy