What's grey and lights up ?

An electric elephant !

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Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

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What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants ?

The tusk fairy !

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !