What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes?

it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).