What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

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Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

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What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

What's the best part of a woman?

between 18 and 24 yrs

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What side of the dog has the most fur?

A: The Outside.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.