What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!

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What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

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Why cant you play cards on a rowboat?

Because you're sitting on the deck...

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

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What is the best part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What's the good part about having alzheimer's?

You can hide your own easter eggs.

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What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.