Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

Why is the rear end of a boat so tough?

It's made of stern stuff.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What do you call an edible ion?

An onion

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

Transport Jokes More Transport Jokes

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What sort of transport does a sheep use?

A ewe-nicycle

Leek Jokes More Leek Jokes

What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!