Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do people leave letters at the football ground ?

They want to catch the last goal-post !

When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Who's there ! Cicero ! Cicero who ?

Cicero the boat ashore !

What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.

Transport Jokes More Transport Jokes

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

What sort of transport does a sheep use?

A ewe-nicycle

Leek Jokes More Leek Jokes

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.