How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

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What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

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How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

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What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

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What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

What would be a good name for my daughter who is a synth?

Synthia

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

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Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.