How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

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What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

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What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!"

Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

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How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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Why so long face?

Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."

What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter?

Anna May

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How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

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How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours