Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ?

A brick-layer !

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

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What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ?

Nothing, The hits keep coming