Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What does an egg do for fun?

Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.