What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

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Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

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Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.

What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

a Tippihedron

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What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

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What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.