What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

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What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom?

It's Gonna Be Pee"

What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river?

The Crimea River.

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What does his wife call it?

Microsoft.

How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.

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What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

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What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.