Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

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Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names