What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.

What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What does an empathetic kleptomaniac do in an argument?

He puts himself in the other person's shoes and then walks away.

Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.