Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

the egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

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Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons?

It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

What's a tree's favourite composer called?

Bach

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What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

bach bach bach time to return to

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!