Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Why did the black person cross the road?

To fry the chicken.

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Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

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What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

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Who was the chicken's favorite musician?

Bach.

What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

bach bach bach time to return to