Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

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Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

When/why do feminists hate cannibals?

When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.

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What was Mozart's first movement?

His bowels.

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

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What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

bach bach bach time to return to

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!