What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

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What kid blows you and gets you all wet?

El Nio

Why did the terrorist's post make it to the front page of reddit?

Because it blew up.