What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

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What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

Rap Music

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

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Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!