Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

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Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

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What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

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What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

What's all this?

Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks . . .

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Why can't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

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Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

What do you call a brown woman with a yeast infection?

Beef Wellington