Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

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What does Zeus wear under his tunic?

Thunderwear!

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

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Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson?

Bill Cosby

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

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What are swearing outdoor grills powered with?

A: Profane tanks.

Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

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What do you call a brown woman with a yeast infection?

Beef Wellington

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)