What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

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Why did the spider land on the keyboard?

She wanted a new website.

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

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What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

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What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.