What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

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What do you call a deaf chick in bed?

Anything you want

What can I get for you, Ma'am?

She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."

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What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

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What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !