4th Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !

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What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

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What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

What building has the most stories?

A library.

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What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston marathon finish line.

Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

Community Jokes More Community Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

Fbi Agent Jokes More Fbi Agent Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now