Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !
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Hillary.
The 4th grade.
Sulk.
Tequila, I'm looking at you.
May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.
What I want to be *if* I grow up.
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!
A Pedo File.
Fed-Ex
The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there
They like to get a long little doggie.
and why do all these reggae artists keep talking about wanting to burn him.
Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now
Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now
A PANDAwan learner.
Jedi do that?
In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?
Your Honor.
Because there's a in the way.
Def Leppard