Advantage Jokes

Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

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What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else?

Their "Senor"ity!

What's an advantage of being Swiss?

The flag is a big plus.

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

Old Age Jokes More Old Age Jokes

What are three signs old age?

1. Becoming forgetful

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

What do you call a police officer that shoots black people?

A police officer in America.

Woman President Jokes More Woman President Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

Smoker Jokes More Smoker Jokes

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What's the point?

You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.

What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.

Flag Jokes More Flag Jokes

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

What are some benefits to living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

Starter Jokes More Starter Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.