What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

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When should you charge a battery?

A: When you can't pay cash.

What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

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How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

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What's an advantage of being Swiss?

The flag is a big plus.

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

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What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.