What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

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What do I love about living in Switzerland?

The flag is a big plus.

Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

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What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

What's good about Switzerland?

Not much, but the flag is a big plus.

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What do I love about living in Switzerland?

The flag is a big plus.

Whats the best part about living in Switzerland?

Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

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What's an advantage of being Swiss?

The flag is a big plus.

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"