Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

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Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools

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What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

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What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

How does NASA organize their company parties?

They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny :(

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What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.