Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

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Why can't you trick an unemployed jester?

Because he's nobody's fool!

What's more dangerous than being with a fool ?

Fooling with a bee !

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What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

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What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

How does NASA organize their company parties?

They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny :(

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How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!