Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

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Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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What do you call a confused baker?

I dough know.

Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

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When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.