What's the best part of having Alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday!

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Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

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Why are volcanoes mischievous?

Because they erupt to no good.

What's the best name for an atheist?

Godfrey

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How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

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What's the best part of having Alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday!

What's the best thing about alzheimers?

You're always meeting new people.