Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

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What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

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What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

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Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

What do you call a girl that goes down right after you just met?

Ronda Rousey

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What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

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Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

he had to much baggage