Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

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How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

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What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

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What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees?

A coniference.

What do you call it when two Vietnamese people meet?

A Nguyen-Nguyen situation

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What does a proofreader have in common with a vampire?

They search for type-os

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!

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Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office?

Because it was a mail dominated industry