What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

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What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

what did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp :)

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?

He has a flashing light.

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What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?

Harambre

What's grosser than gross?

When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!

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What is the best thing about gaffer tape ?

It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

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What was the hexadecimal 6 afraid of the Canadian hexadecimal 7?

Because 7 8 9 A

What is the temperature of the average coffin?

6 Below

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Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

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What's the best part about showering with an eight year old girl?

Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.

What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

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What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one