What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

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The kernel was looking for him.

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Gladiator.

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At the ugly parlour.

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No telemarketers.

What's the best thing about kids?

Making them!!!

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A dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Why are Ethopians so fit?

Because they have to run around in the shower to get wet.

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What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

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What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one