Cub Jokes

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

What do you call a bad Cubs game?

Unbearable

Why are the bears such a bad football team?

Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"

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Na 'ma ste

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It went to Detroit.

Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

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LeBronze James

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