Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

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Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

What does a Boston terrier sound like?

Bahk bahk. Wicked bahk.

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston marathon finish line.

Maple Leafs Jokes More Maple Leafs Jokes

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!