Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

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Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

How did the hipster burn their tongue?

They drank their tea before it was cool.

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

Maple Leafs Jokes More Maple Leafs Jokes

Where's the red light district in Toronto?

Behind the Maple Leafs' net.

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!