Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

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What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up