How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

How much money do terrible movies make?

Ridley Scott. Thank you.

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where did they hang Speedy Gonzalez?

At the pico de gallows.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the best airline to fly around the Seven Kingdoms ?

Southwesteros

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

Why do they call them the minute men?

Because they lasted a minute in battle

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

Where's is Shaq's appearance most terrifying?

On a beach near Boston.

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

Clerk Jokes More Clerk Jokes

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.