The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?
Tan lines.
When there's a stripper in front of you.
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !
Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.
The Spanish Inquisition.