What's the best time of day?

The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

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What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

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What's the best time of day?

The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

What was the best time in history for the Italians?

The Marin-era

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How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

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Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.