What's the best time of day?

The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

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Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

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Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

When's the best time to procrastinate?

Later.

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What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"

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Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"