Nigeria Jokes

Why shouldn't you go barefoot in Nigeria?

You might step on the Lagos.

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What do you call it when a black person has diarrhea?

Nigeria

How do you throw a party in Nigeria?

You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What's the difference between batman and a black person?

Batman can go to the store without robin'

What's a black person of the United States called?

A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How does a girl vampire flirt?

She bats her eyes.

What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

World Jokes More World Jokes

What does a woman want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

Where would we be in the world without humour?

Germany.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

mitosis

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados