Nigeria Jokes

Why shouldn't you go barefoot in Nigeria?

You might step on the Lagos.

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What do you call it when a black person has diarrhea?

Nigeria

How do you throw a party in Nigeria?

You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

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How do you make a German cry?

Show them their gas bill

What did German kids get for Christmas during th holocaust?

Easy Bake Ovens

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What is the biggest joke in the world as of now?

The current US presidential election

What is the fastest mineral in the world?

The malacheetah.

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What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see ?

Three blind mice !

What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

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Why did the computer squeak?

A: Someone stepped on the mouse.

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

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What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

Where is the English Channel ?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

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What is a cancer patients favorite bingo number?

B9

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Why is it that you never see a black person on a cruise?

They're not falling for that one again..

How do you starve a black person?

You put his welfare checks in his work boots.

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When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

How do you get thrown out of a concentration camp?

Bad for moral Cutting in line Organizing hunger strikes