What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

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Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

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Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden