What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

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What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

How do make a woman blind?

Stick a car windshield in front of her face.

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How do you find will smith in a blizzard?

Look for fresh prince

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)