What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

Previous Random Joke Next
Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What goes in God's Toilet?

Holy crap.

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

What is it called when a large piece of foliage is the same on both sides?

Symmetree.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

Perfect Pitch Jokes More Perfect Pitch Jokes

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.