What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

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What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

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Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

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What do you call a temple-running frog?

Amphibiana Jones.

Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to

Jog Jokes More Jog Jokes

What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.

What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

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What do you call a pun in a marathon?

A running joke

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.