What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

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What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

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How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

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Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

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What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.

What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

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What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

What do you call a pun in a marathon?

A running joke