What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

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What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

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Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c: