Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What did the pencil say?

Nevermind, it's pointless.

What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

Math Teacher Jokes More Math Teacher Jokes

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.