Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

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What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?

A dry doc.

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

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How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

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What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

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What do you call a math teacher in an anime?

Sin Pi

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.