Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

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Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

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How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

Why are girls always cold?

Because of their cold black hearts.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What is the best way to watch the "Saw" films?

In bits and pieces.

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye?

Chicken caesar salad.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

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What do you call an Arab who has a ripped body??

Osama Bin Liftin

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off