She must have called a 1,000 times
1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.
When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.
A pervert wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face.
About fifty pounds
A Dell.
