Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

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How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

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What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea?

I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.

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What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

sing* Hello from the other side!

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train