What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram?

Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram? One is a Fey Goat, while the other is a .

What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Holocaust Jokes More Holocaust Jokes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

What's worse than a talking parrot joke?

The Holocaust.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder