What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

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What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

What is the difference between a normal and an irradiated cat?

Irradiated cats have 18 half-lives

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What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

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What's worse than a Redditor walking into a bar?

The Holocaust.

What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

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What country makes the most milk?

Nepal

What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.