What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

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Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

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What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.