Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

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What is the difference between the abominable snowman and the abominable snowwoman ?

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Nothing, someone is losing a trailer!

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Toast is brown on both sides.

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The ones with food.

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Ones used for cunning stunts.

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What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

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What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

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What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.