Dope Jokes

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

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What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

What did Silicon say to Germenaium ?

Got dope

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

How do you plant dope?

Bury a blonde.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 15 black guys?

Coach.

What did 15 of my former dogs and the intruder have in common?

They were delicious.

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Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

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What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline.

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

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Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

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Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What does a little sister ride?

What does a little sister ride? A Nissan.

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday