Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.
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So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.
Getting diagnosed with cancer.
Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.
The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)
They wash themselves.
In the bedroom, it doesn't take much effort to make your lover's jaw drop.
Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.
because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.
He was having a midlife crisis
You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.
If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!
