Gang Jokes

What do you do if a gang of clowns attack you?

Go for the juggler.

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What is a group of hooligans acting like they are Vietnamese called?

Gang, 'Nam Style.

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go straight for the juggler.

What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

What do you call a gang of tires?

A rubber band

What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

What's the difference between a gang of pygmy's and a women's track team?

One is a Cunning group of Runts.....

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Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A: a hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

December 25th Jokes More December 25th Jokes

What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

Exam Jokes More Exam Jokes

How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Emoji Jokes More Emoji Jokes

What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

How many emojis will she use?

Show your work.

Latino Jokes More Latino Jokes

What is a Latino gang member's favorite type of exam?

Essay

What do you call a Latino on a trick bike?

A BMXican.