How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

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How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

Why should you never trust atoms?

They make up everything.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur that practices Islam?

A Quranosaurus.

Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

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What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.