How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

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Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

Why can't you trust snakes ?

They speak with forked tongues !

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

Why can't Irishmen be lawyers?

They can never get past the bar.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

Profession Jokes More Profession Jokes

What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.