What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?

About 500 calories.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Asteroid Jokes More Asteroid Jokes

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

Why are they called hemorrhoids?

Because asteroids was already taken.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Shut up.

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet