What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai?

People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!

What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

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Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent"

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

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What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

What do you call it when a dinosaur can't get it up?

ereptile dysfunction