How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

Why couldn't Biggy or Tupac ever get decent internet on their phones?

They were just 2G's

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.