How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you call your girlfriend after a tough workout?

Sorbet

How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."