How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

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How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

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Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

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How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.