Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

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What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Why did Jose push his wife off the cliff?

Tequila...

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Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."

Why did Mrs. Quartz divorce Mr. Quartz?

He took her for granite.

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What did the geologist say to the Ginger after he evaluated her precious metal?

Red, it gold.

What do you call a geologist who can't hear?

Stone deaf...