Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

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What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

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What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

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Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?